Thomas Peterson for Mayor

Anoka needs a new mayor. As a French Bulldog, I feel I am suitably qualified. I know how to sit, shake hands, and, in an emergency, play dead. Additionally, I promise that I won't roll over on any issue.

Speed Trials

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

I was in the backyard this afternoon to do some sprint training. I need to stay in tip-top shape for my candidacy. My physical trainer tries to motivate me with praise and the promise of glory, but I find that a big stick thrown about twenty feet in front of me works just as well.

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