Tanning

My campaign aides thought it would be a good idea to rearrange all of the furniture in my house and paint the walls. Ha ha. Very funny. They won't be laughing when I bump my head on that dresser in the hallway and get a bruise on my head. Then I'll be cranky, and nobody's happy when I'm cranky. I considered sabotage, like tipping over the paint bucket or pooping on the floor, but instead opted to lie on the front steps all day and get a tan. I need to look my best for when I start actively campaigning.