Using the Force

If a Yoda costume doesn't work out for Halloween this year, maybe I could go as Darth Vader. Or maybe that would be sending the wrong message about how I would treat my Anokan constituents.

Even if I had control over the Force, I don't think I would use it for evil. It would make playing fetch much easier, though, and I could probably catch those darn rabbits in my backyard. I wonder if I could use the Force to scratch my own back.

I think the best part about being a dark overlord of the universe would be the treats. I could eat whenever I wanted, and nobody would stop me (or else....) I don't plan on becoming a dark overlord soon, though. That takes years of planning and a cool outfit.