Thomas Peterson for Mayor

Anoka needs a new mayor. As a French Bulldog, I feel I am suitably qualified. I know how to sit, shake hands, and, in an emergency, play dead. Additionally, I promise that I won't roll over on any issue.

Competition

Friday, March 31, 2006

I'm glad I'm not running for mayor of New York. It seems if I did I might find heavy competition among my fellow species. Sure, competition is healthy, especially for the political system. It ensures that only the most motivated of candidates succeeds in running for office, which is why I'd prefer less of it in Anoka. I'd love to be elected, but I'd love it even more if I didn't have to try that hard.

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