Thomas Peterson for Mayor

Anoka needs a new mayor. As a French Bulldog, I feel I am suitably qualified. I know how to sit, shake hands, and, in an emergency, play dead. Additionally, I promise that I won't roll over on any issue.

Random Doggie Thoughts

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Today, I offer you some random doggie thoughts:
  • Some days I wish I were taller so I could steal food off of the counter.
  • For that matter, I wish I could jump higher.
  • If I were ever to hire a dog as a body double, it would be Zorba.
  • I'm glad I'm not ugly.

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