Political Fundraising

Someone spilled butter on the dining room floor today. It was delicious. Something even more exciting happened, though. Today was the official start of the election season. I love parties - Democratic, Republican, Independent, Libertarian. They are all fun in their own way.

To celebrate the official start of the election season, I decided to throw my own party. I invited some of my good dog friends and we played poker. I think it's healthy to have a mix of human and canine friends, but I only play poker with dogs. They are horrible card players. In fact, their incompetence funds the majority of my political campaign.