The Silent Green Danger

A web friend recently told me that Greenies are dangerous, potentially lethal! It saddens me to think of those fellow dogs, getting sick doing the thing that they love (which is eating, of course.) Dog oh dog, it seems like anything good to eat is bad for you: grass, worms, dust bunnies, rawhides, and now Greenies.

What is a hungry dog to do? I guess I'll have to go back to gnawing on the furniture.