I'm Not the Only Puker

My favorite campaign aide was sick and stinky today. Normally she works during the days on my campaign, but today her illness forced her to take a day of rest. I decided to put aside the pressing issues of my mayoral bid and keep her company for the day. I find that my presence among the infirm can have a strong regenerative effect, like a splash of cold water on a hot day, and I wanted to offer my assistance. Besides, it was reassuring to know that I'm not the only one who pukes occasionally.