Thomas Peterson for Mayor

Anoka needs a new mayor. As a French Bulldog, I feel I am suitably qualified. I know how to sit, shake hands, and, in an emergency, play dead. Additionally, I promise that I won't roll over on any issue.

New Dating Service

Friday, June 23, 2006

I haven't had much luck with my dating service. It's hard meeting eligible dogs with my arduous schedule, so I'm thinking about trying something new. Have any of you had experience with these so called "Meetups?" It sounds awfully suspicious to me - a little too close to "Meat Ups" for my taste. Unless they plan to feed us meat. That would make the meetings doubly fun.

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