Helping Anoka

Since dogs aren't allowed into public buildings, such as courthouses and city halls, some elements of my campaign may prove difficult. How can I publicly debate my opponents if they won't let me past security? I don't want a simple thing such as species getting in the way of my campaign, so I'm seeking status as a helper dog. It's one of those crazy loopholes in the state's no dog policy. Apparently, "helper dogs" are permitted in commercial buildings and public spaces.

I shouldn't have any problems with the application process. It's mostly a formality. I'm a very helpful dog. I can sniff out rotten food, alerting others to the dangerous bacteria infecting a potential meal. I'm a ferocious defender of the yard. Also, I look both ways before crossing the street.

An unexpected bonus of being a helper dog is the cool outfit. I look great in blue!