Bug Snacks

One of the best parts about summer is all of the bugs. There's nothing I like better than sniffing around the house and snacking on ants and spiders. It's like candy on legs. I know, this doesn't have much to do with my political campaign, save for perhaps a suggestion of my stance on the ethical treament of insects, but I think it's important to reveal a few personal details about my life. Now that you know about my affinity for bug snacks, don't you want to vote for me even more?