Howl

I've never howled at the moon, but I hear it's quite popular with dogs.

I understand the appeal. Abandon your civilized ways and embrace the feral beast within, tilt your head, open you mouth, and release. Awoooo!

Somehow, I think it would be inappropriate for me as a mayoral candidate to take up howling as a hobby. It could become quite an embarassing habit during extended town meetings. Imagine being in the middle of a heated debate when one of the participants starts to ignore the others, leans back and howls away, oblivious of the consequences. Actually, now that I think about it, that's not much different than how it works now.