Thomas Peterson for Mayor

Anoka needs a new mayor. As a French Bulldog, I feel I am suitably qualified. I know how to sit, shake hands, and, in an emergency, play dead. Additionally, I promise that I won't roll over on any issue.

I'm a Crooner

Monday, March 20, 2006

If I'm not elected mayor of Anoka this fall, I've considered trying out to be the next American Idol. Contrary to popular belief, dogs can sing. Besides, I'm way better looking than Clay Aiken and I probably don't shed as much. I haven't decided on an audition song yet, though. Do you have any suggestions? I'm a decent crooner, so maybe "Puppy Love" by Paul Anka would be appropriate.

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