Weight Management Biscuits

My diet has been heretofore successful, but the campaign dietician has discovered a new means by which to torture me. He has replaced all of my doggie biscuits with "weight management canine wafers." What gives? Must I sacrifice all guilty pleasures for my mayoral campaign?

These new biscuits are dry, crunchy, and nearly tasteless. I guess I can't complain, though. My feet still touch the ground when I lay on my stomach.