Ignorance

My campaign manager ignored me all day while he cleaned and reorganized his living quarters. I don't like being ignored. Ignorance may be bliss, but being ignored just makes me sad. I think tomorrow I will ignore him. Whenever he calls my name, I'll pretend I don't hear him, or maybe I'll pee on his shoes. That's how politics works. If you ignore me or disagree with me, I pee on your shoes. On the other paw, if you listen to me and support my ideas, then I might let you scratch my ears once in a while.