Toe Licker

Good news! Brody the Bulldog has accepted my offer to become my bodyguard. I'm excited to have reliable help for the dangerous days ahead, as I forge my political agenda and start touring the city.

I got my start yesterday, with a small social gathering. I tried serving some of my dog food and water, but most people seemed to prefer the barbecue ribs my campaign aides prepared. I guess there's no accounting for taste.

The gathering was generally a success, and I have several new volunteers for my campaign. There was one awkward moment during the evening when I started licking a guest's toes. I couldn't help it, they tasted good. Apparently, this isn't acceptable party etiquette. Who knew? I lick my own paws all the time, and no one tells me that it's considered rude. I guess I still have a lot to learn.