Guests
Wednesday, May 17, 2006
Some house guests can be so rude. Still, I try to be polite, as is befitting my status as an Anokan mayoral candidate. I must say, however, that it is difficult to mind my manners when I have a pawful of fur in my eyeball.
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Greetings Fellow Bully, (snif snif snif)
You know - a mayoral candidate will eventually require personal bullyguards. You might want to check my resume.
I am currently acting as supreme commander of A.R.F. - the Armed Revolutionary Forces - but would be more than willing to provide a fleet of black SUVs, a few security details or even a thuggish mercenary type-hit or two.
Of course, that's assuming that you're a proponent of Canine Power.
Actually, you know - on second thought - I'll do it even if you are just pro-dog-treats.
:P
Dear Brody, I have examined your resume and determined that you may be the right dog for the job. I haven't made many enemies yet, but I'm sure your commando skills will come in handy, as I plan on making many sweeping changes if I am elected to office.
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