Thomas Peterson for Mayor

Anoka needs a new mayor. As a French Bulldog, I feel I am suitably qualified. I know how to sit, shake hands, and, in an emergency, play dead. Additionally, I promise that I won't roll over on any issue.

Guests

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Some house guests can be so rude. Still, I try to be polite, as is befitting my status as an Anokan mayoral candidate. I must say, however, that it is difficult to mind my manners when I have a pawful of fur in my eyeball.

3 Comments:

Blogger Brody the Bulldog said...

Greetings Fellow Bully, (snif snif snif)

You know - a mayoral candidate will eventually require personal bullyguards. You might want to check my resume.

I am currently acting as supreme commander of A.R.F. - the Armed Revolutionary Forces - but would be more than willing to provide a fleet of black SUVs, a few security details or even a thuggish mercenary type-hit or two.

Of course, that's assuming that you're a proponent of Canine Power.

 
Blogger Brody the Bulldog said...

Actually, you know - on second thought - I'll do it even if you are just pro-dog-treats.

:P

 
Blogger Thomas Peterson said...

Dear Brody, I have examined your resume and determined that you may be the right dog for the job. I haven't made many enemies yet, but I'm sure your commando skills will come in handy, as I plan on making many sweeping changes if I am elected to office.

 

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