Thomas Peterson for Mayor

Anoka needs a new mayor. As a French Bulldog, I feel I am suitably qualified. I know how to sit, shake hands, and, in an emergency, play dead. Additionally, I promise that I won't roll over on any issue.

Cruelty

Monday, July 17, 2006

Would someone explain to me how I'm supposed to stick to a diet when my campaign manager cooks meals like this and keeps accidentally knocking chunks of food to the floor? How? It's just cruel. I feel like a marathon runner passing an ice cream stand.

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