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I love bookshelves. It's not the books or the shelves that I love per se. It's what bookshelves can do to the messy basement in campaign headquarters that I love. My basement used to be a disaster - campaign files everywhere, old receipts, long-lost doggie toys - but I put my paw down. Enough was enough.

I assigned two of my campaign aides the task of organizing my basement. Their solution involved the implementation of numerous bookcases. Now the basement is clear, and I can run off some of the built-up stress that my campaign bid generates. See, the basement is carpeted, and we all know that carpeting is a dog's best friend.