Thomas Peterson for Mayor

Anoka needs a new mayor. As a French Bulldog, I feel I am suitably qualified. I know how to sit, shake hands, and, in an emergency, play dead. Additionally, I promise that I won't roll over on any issue.

Dating Service

Friday, February 03, 2006

Life on the campaign trail doesn't allow me much time for dating. I find the Internet to be a great help when I want to meet someone who shares my interests. Onyx, an Australian Shepherd, for example, happens to be mayor of Windsor Terrace. Imagine that! A fellow canine mayor. Maybe I will contact her for some advice. Lucky, on the other paw, must have delusions of grandeur, and I don't mean to be rude, but his mother dresses him funny.

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