Hot Hot Hot!

It's too darn hot out. If I'm elected mayor, I'm going to propose that Anoka move north for the summer. The dog days of summer are definitely not for the dogs, and whoever named them thus should be sued for libel. You'd get tired of the hot, too, if you had to stick your tongue out to cool off. Try it sometime, and then come complaining to me about the yellow sweat stains under your pits. Boo hoo.