Lightning Quick
Thursday, July 27, 2006
When I am in a political pinch, my lightning-fast reflexes and quick wit are my only allies. I dodge to and fro to distract my opponents, and then I dive headlong into the fray with reckless abandon.
Thomas Peterson for Mayor
Anoka needs a new mayor. As a French Bulldog, I feel I am suitably qualified. I know how to sit, shake hands, and, in an emergency, play dead. Additionally, I promise that I won't roll over on any issue.
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About Me
- Name: Thomas Peterson
- Location: Anoka, Minnesota, United States
Anoka needs a new mayor. As a French Bulldog, I feel I am suitably qualified. I know how to sit, shake hands, and, in an emergency, play dead. Additionally, I promise that I won't roll over on any issue.
3 Comments:
hmmm, but it appears that your hind quarters have left the ground - how do you maintain a firm footing in the fray?
My secret is that I am ambidextrous and bipedal. I can walk on either my front legs, my back legs, or both. I find it helpful when speaking to a crowd.
ah, perfect - we share an ambidextrous nature.
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