Staring at Doors
Saturday, August 19, 2006
I stare at doors. Sometimes if I stare long enough, the door opens. I think I have magical powers, or maybe it's my political influence. If I'm elected mayor of Anoka, I promise to stare at the doors of social and economic opportunity until they open.
2 Comments:
I thought I was the only one with such powers. I find that my abilities can sometimes be enhanced by vigorous scratching, especially when I am outside on a hot day.
That is a good suggestion, Mugsy. I must try that during my next stare-down.
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