A Few Biting Comments about the Vice President

Because of my political campaign, I feel compelled to make a brief statement about Dick Cheney's recent incident. I think he deserves some slack. Anyone can accidentally shoot another person, especially a lawyer. (Sorry, bad joke. Don't blame me. Blame my speech writer.) He must feel awful about it, too. Dick, if it makes you feel any better, I sometimes accidentally bite too hard on my dad's hand when I'm playing with him.