Thomas Peterson for Mayor

Anoka needs a new mayor. As a French Bulldog, I feel I am suitably qualified. I know how to sit, shake hands, and, in an emergency, play dead. Additionally, I promise that I won't roll over on any issue.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

It's a Plane!I am a dog with a mission. I look ahead and upward, with my sights set on the lofty goal of becoming mayor of Anoka. I know that for a dog, this is a daunting task. I could be sniffing butts and chewing on sticks, but instead I'm shaking hands and chewing the fat with the voters. I am unfazed. With your open-minded support, we can all work toward a better city, a better country, and a better world.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mr. Peterson,
I see you have taken the lessons learned from the Kennedy/Nixon debates. Voters not only need a strong dog, uh, canidate, but they like one who looks good too. I think you have this one in the bag.

Grass Roots Organizer,
Cory Q

 

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