World Peazzzzz...
Tuesday, August 29, 2006
I must confess. Instead of working on my campaign posters, I took a long nap. When I woke up, I was too tired from napping to call some of my supporters, so instead I took a nap. Some of you may object that a candidate for mayor of Anoka should be doing more to promote himself, that I should be out walking the streets, giving speeches and making guest appearances at local coffee shops. I would argue differently. Imagine a world in which all of you humans took a long nap every day. You would be happier and friendlier, drive more attentively, and drink less coffee.
So when I nap, I'm not being lazy. I'm contributing to the movement for world peace.
So when I nap, I'm not being lazy. I'm contributing to the movement for world peace.
3 Comments:
Thomas!
I thought you might find this article interesting.
Enjoy!
Brody the Bulldog
Thank you for thinking of me, Brody. I've been following Brinkley, our fellow canine, for a few weeks now. I hope for him the very best outcome. Have you offered your bodyguard services? I will happily offer myself as a reference.
No Thomas, actually - I haven't offered my bodyguard services yet, although now I definately will. To avoid any conflicts of interest (or preserve any prospectice hit-man jobs), I wanted to check with my Principals first.
That and, of course, I was also busy contributing to world peace.
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