Thomas Peterson for Mayor
Anoka needs a new mayor. As a French Bulldog, I feel I am suitably qualified. I know how to sit, shake hands, and, in an emergency, play dead. Additionally, I promise that I won't roll over on any issue.
Anoka needs a new mayor. As a French Bulldog, I feel I am suitably qualified. I know how to sit, shake hands, and, in an emergency, play dead. Additionally, I promise that I won't roll over on any issue.
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Mr. Peterson,
I see you have taken the lessons learned from the Kennedy/Nixon debates. Voters not only need a strong dog, uh, canidate, but they like one who looks good too. I think you have this one in the bag.
Grass Roots Organizer,
Cory Q
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