Thomas Peterson for Mayor

Anoka needs a new mayor. As a French Bulldog, I feel I am suitably qualified. I know how to sit, shake hands, and, in an emergency, play dead. Additionally, I promise that I won't roll over on any issue.

I'm Back

Sunday, February 19, 2006

What I should have written in my last post is something like...

As Arnold Schwartzenegger once said, "I'll be back."

Then when I posted today, I could show you how well I keep promises. Also, I could associate myself with a known politician, thus increasing the legitimacy of my campaign bid. I don't want to suggest that I actually know Arnold what-his-face or anything about his politics. Rather, when you think of me, you should think also of other successful celebrity politicians, such as Ronald Reagan and Jesse "The Body" Ventura.

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