Winter Apparel

I hate the bitter cold. When the temperature drops below zero, I shiver like the muscles on the losing team of a tug-of-war. The snot on my nose freezes, and my parents make me wear ludicrous outfits.

I think I look stupid, but everyone compliments me. I bet they laugh behind my back. That's okay, though, I need to get used to ridicule. It's part of being a public figure.